warden ask meme: khani
Sep. 10th, 2015 01:44 amcan your warden do a handstand? (a split? a cartwheel?)
khani can do all sorts of acrobatics!! she even got creative enough to find a way to scale the very high alienage wall
how does your warden typically sneeze? (do they sneeze in multiples?)
short burst sneeze w/ face scrunched up
how well do they swim?
before the blight not at all, there was no pool in the alienage. but she’s got the athletic skill and the desire to learn so by the time the blight is over she’s not a bad swimmer at all
in what state do they keep their fingernails?
she often forgets to take care of her fingernails so they tend to get chipped, she frequently gets annoying hangnails. during the blight she’s forced to keep better care of her nails cause it becomes too annoying and distracting
what was their first experience with losing a tooth like?
tried to climb something, fell, tooth fell out but instead of crying she was laughing w/ blood coming out of her mouth bc soris peed himself in fear when she fell
how does your warden like their eggs cooked?
sunny side so she can dip the bread in the yolk
how ticklish are they?
VERY ticklish all over, shianni knows this and uses this to her advantage always
what kind of weather does your warden prefer?
spring type weather, nice and sunny but with a cool breeze every now and then
hot or cold showers? assuming they’re in a situation where a shower would exist. assuming they’ve ever washed in their life. is your warden smelly
she’s used to cold water all the time in the alienage (although the first time she gets into a hot bath her eyes roll back and she falls asleep for an hour), and quick scrubbing to get clean.
what does your warden smell like?
on an average day helping her dad around the house not physically straining herself? she’s fine. but she sweats rly easily & often so she smells like sweat if she’s really active/fighting which is basically always during the blight. she gets perfumes to put on her neck when she’s off duty but there’s little point in smelling nice when she’s fighting darkspawn every day
how fast can your warden book it?
SO FAST...she learned to move like the wind when she’d sneak in and out of the house so her dad wouldn’t whoop her ass
how are they with heights?
she climbed the alienage wall which is so high the sun doesn’t reach the alienage til noon....sometimes she just sits on the edge of the wall looking at the city. she’s fine with heights.
do they cry a lot? at what? are they quiet or loud?
big ugly loud crying. she tries not to cry too much
can your warden burp on command?
YES...she once burped a prayer at the dinner table.
How Vengeful Are They
pretty vengeful?? she slaughtered the werewolves based on thousand year old crimes but after what happened in the alienage she felt that humans still hadn’t changed...that’s not even getting into what she did to the arl of denerim and how she left that estate
is their bellybutton an innie or an outie?
innie
how do they handle being injured?
she’s used to it...unless she’s actually dying she doesn’t care
how good is their poker face?
terrible, her emotions are all over her face
in a situation where your warden and alistair both arrive at a party late and there is one slice of cake left, what does your warden do?
eats the cake slowly in front of alistair. loudly talks about how delicious it is
the same situation as 19, but it’s dog instead of alistair
gives the dog the entire slice
khani can do all sorts of acrobatics!! she even got creative enough to find a way to scale the very high alienage wall
how does your warden typically sneeze? (do they sneeze in multiples?)
short burst sneeze w/ face scrunched up
how well do they swim?
before the blight not at all, there was no pool in the alienage. but she’s got the athletic skill and the desire to learn so by the time the blight is over she’s not a bad swimmer at all
in what state do they keep their fingernails?
she often forgets to take care of her fingernails so they tend to get chipped, she frequently gets annoying hangnails. during the blight she’s forced to keep better care of her nails cause it becomes too annoying and distracting
what was their first experience with losing a tooth like?
tried to climb something, fell, tooth fell out but instead of crying she was laughing w/ blood coming out of her mouth bc soris peed himself in fear when she fell
how does your warden like their eggs cooked?
sunny side so she can dip the bread in the yolk
how ticklish are they?
VERY ticklish all over, shianni knows this and uses this to her advantage always
what kind of weather does your warden prefer?
spring type weather, nice and sunny but with a cool breeze every now and then
hot or cold showers? assuming they’re in a situation where a shower would exist. assuming they’ve ever washed in their life. is your warden smelly
she’s used to cold water all the time in the alienage (although the first time she gets into a hot bath her eyes roll back and she falls asleep for an hour), and quick scrubbing to get clean.
what does your warden smell like?
on an average day helping her dad around the house not physically straining herself? she’s fine. but she sweats rly easily & often so she smells like sweat if she’s really active/fighting which is basically always during the blight. she gets perfumes to put on her neck when she’s off duty but there’s little point in smelling nice when she’s fighting darkspawn every day
how fast can your warden book it?
SO FAST...she learned to move like the wind when she’d sneak in and out of the house so her dad wouldn’t whoop her ass
how are they with heights?
she climbed the alienage wall which is so high the sun doesn’t reach the alienage til noon....sometimes she just sits on the edge of the wall looking at the city. she’s fine with heights.
do they cry a lot? at what? are they quiet or loud?
big ugly loud crying. she tries not to cry too much
can your warden burp on command?
YES...she once burped a prayer at the dinner table.
How Vengeful Are They
pretty vengeful?? she slaughtered the werewolves based on thousand year old crimes but after what happened in the alienage she felt that humans still hadn’t changed...that’s not even getting into what she did to the arl of denerim and how she left that estate
is their bellybutton an innie or an outie?
innie
how do they handle being injured?
she’s used to it...unless she’s actually dying she doesn’t care
how good is their poker face?
terrible, her emotions are all over her face
in a situation where your warden and alistair both arrive at a party late and there is one slice of cake left, what does your warden do?
eats the cake slowly in front of alistair. loudly talks about how delicious it is
the same situation as 19, but it’s dog instead of alistair
gives the dog the entire slice